I went to a GCH concert. I was chillin before the concert.. And Travie came out and he recognized ME (?) as the girl who threw that Stitch stuffed animal in Amsterdam. We chatted for a while and I wanted to take a picture and my goddamn iPhone was missing ALL the photography apps and my camera icon was missing too. Like what the actual fuck? So he told me he had to go and that he’d see me again after the show. I woke up at that exact moment. FML I wanted to know how it was gonna end!!
No one was ever going to text/call you in the first place.
or when they say “brb” on facebook. Like bitch, i didn’t even know you was here.
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So I work in a retirement home. And this grandma got a Christmas card from her granddaughter. LMAO! I was looking at it.. And What the actual fuck!?! Is this real life? ahahahaha it’s a friggin dildo/vibrator! LMAO